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euo: “To Whom It May Concern: I have decided to end my life because I no longer exist. A person should amount to something and not float around this earth like a ghost” The Double (2013) dir. Richard Ayoade

LOOK AT THIS BABY. It has been so long since I’ve connected with a toy this much it makes me bubble up inside fuzzy warm IT JUST SPEAKS TO ME (LISTEN) it makes soft lulling musics and gentle ocean waves and it casts underwater ripples into the

For those who doesn’t know, I’m not at home for one month ( family visiting xmas time), so that’s why I’m a bit unactive lately. Still working on stuff slowly tho. ^_^

kiwi-weenie: me: whats with all the ridiculous poses women are drawn in thats not even physically possiblealso me: YES GOOD

I don’t wanna play anymoreeee. Because I finished. :P And I’m not horny anymore. But it was super fun tho.Thankss to all who helped me cum. :)ily k byes-princess

frog-and-toad-are-friends: deadlykillerqueen: People say Anime is a Mistake yet 2017 is looking to be the worst year for Western Animation with such extraordinary gems like Boss Baby, The Emoji Movie, Nut Job 2, Despicable Me 3, and Lightning McQueen

Denim Armchair with Chrome Accent are you kidding me tho

lasagnababy: when they decide not to close school even tho the weather is clearly dangerous

hey-fucktruck: teamjanos: ❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Unable to find love because, in addition to the fact I’m fiercely unattractive and I’m not particularly interesting nor talented, my standards have been set unrealistically high after years of mentally

d-dinosaur: friendly reminder to just not pinch anybody tommrow if theyre not wearing green just dont pinch people dont exceptions being if you ask them first and theyre like ‘oh haha yep you got me not wearing green okay pinch me’ but otherwise

millennium-shitpost: kaiba-s-giant-ego: millennium-shitpost: be a bitter better bitch, bitch Not trash. #lifegoals #trashlifegoals

so i solo yolo’d b/c i had like five green tickets and was close to a blue one and got an sr eli but it’s so not cute akfhka. and got an sr kotori with the blue tickets which is also not cute but at least better wwww

Not a shipping blog.

finally home to my own bed, after a long EDC weekend. lol something is not right here tho

thebeautysupplystore: fakewoke: hoodangel: fakewoke: fonzworthcutlass: baltimore folk be like wow 😒 What yo slanderous yewr lmao Can’t even front, this true

caramelmacchiatoshawty: reallymoments: ingeniousleexo: 0581297:Me She is fed. Up. When he being fake for snap chat, but ten mixtures early yall were arguing about his hoes. Is this not me tho She is thruuuuu with that nigga lol

evianwaterbottle: is this not me tho

rondanchan: “You know, you don’t have to do this right now. It can wait, if you’re not ready.” “It’s ok… Thanks for coming with me.” Docks: Holding Area - in which some unexpected feelings were had. These two tho, amirite?? I liked

seashellhouse: I don’t know if my friends understand that they could literally invite me over to sit on their floor and watch a dumb movie. Like I’m really not hard to please, you don’t even have to feed me. Very low maintenance friend right here…I

penis-hilton: theabortionclinics: Raven at her best. ok……..is this not me tho??????

8yearoldslut: me arriving at the gates of hell me seducing Satan.

crownprince81: shortnsexy82: brokebitchantics: coolcashdavinci: theprophetsprofit: wonderleans: MYTH !!!! Me Nah but who really does dat 🔦🔎 This is me tho I’m her Where dey at tho?! Dreams being sold. This does not fuckin exist 😡

yungursaminor: aftertheparty is this not me tho?

jaskierstransmascswag:Some of you are so fucking pretentious. Not me tho when i take things too seriously it’s the right way

jaclcfrost: it’s so awkward being asked “do you really think that lowly of yourself?” because no? of course not? buddy, i was just.. kidding around.. haha, funny, haha? humor, you know? but also truthfully: yeah. absolutely. without a doubt. hold

sadkuthi: it makes me so uncomfortable when people ask me “where do you see yourself in [x] years” like……..i see myself cold in the ground my guy but thats not the answer u want to hear so this is an awkward predicament we’re in huh

whismical: *pushes tear back into eye* not now

Me, a known hypochondriac who refuses to use any restroom in the house aside from their own: hey guys I’ll be back in a sec My sister: you’re just making up excuses to not use the bathroom downstairs Me, internally: one of these days my hatred

lookin good when i’m not feelin good. sup fellaz.

Ok for real tho how did I not know about line camera

its-a me twerkio

ex0skeletal: Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

teamrocketing: the struggle not to roll my eyes at people when they talk

whitewingdoves: me @ myself: maybe u should try not to depend so much on validation and attention from others because u really let it dictate your mood and it’s so unhealthy me: huh. interesting. anyway whom here loves me

w0lfwhistle: godsavethepeen: what happened when i entered the internet world I can’t not reblog this, it’s my life in a gif.

Tried a dress on today for the formal(even tho I’m not going anymore) and I felt like a princess, I’m gutted I can’t go now!

When I move I’m not sure if I’m going to bring my flower canvases with me or not, cause it’s a lot of nails to worry about. I’ll definitely miss having them up if I don’t.

msstealyouroppa: chokesngags: prettyboyshyflizzy: dmx on a sling shot ride lmao im donee SON……lmfaoooooooooooooooooo is this not me tho?

♡Not your Dolly♡

tanaebriana: captainamerica-in-middle-earth: naturalprose: pleatedjeans: THIS IS NOT MY CAT! (24 Pics) WHAT THE HELL WHY DOESN’T THIS HAPPEN TO ME the opossum tho I would love to wake up to a cat. That possum woulda traumatized me tho

me: was happily watching kiss him, not meme: got sidetracked and suddenly read the entirety of killing stalkingme: what did i get into

chardsfallenkingdom:For real tho

sexylexygotpassion: When he fuck you so deep you can feel his balls slapping your pussy 😌 I mean…sometimes that’s not depth tho, that’s just a teeny weeny 😬

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Home alone so I’m going to the roof & maybe get high. Probably not tho since David isn’t here to get high with me. I don’t like doing it alone. The weather is nice & breezy tonight tho, so I’ll go up there either way &

I been drankin’, I been drankin’…

penis-hilton: theabortionclinics: Raven at her best. ok……..is this not me tho??????

turbobyakuren:turbobyakuren:turbobyakuren:i have a hot take about vine and tik tok if you allow me vine’s entire concept was “show don’t tell” while tik tok’s entire concept is “tell don’t show” might risk sounding like an Old Fart but

bxlma: Is this not me tho?

Fetlife have surprisingly many Tumblr like scam “dommes” dare I say I’m not really surprised. Makes me really sad tho :(

It’s just a constant draining struggle. Takes so much energy interacting with people. Despite sleep I don’t even have much energy to begin each day. And I hate feeling like I let down people for not answering messages or talking as much as they’d

joshpeck: mendtheveil:avintageheartxo: xo-livv: niadil: When I get married, divorce is not an option. You’re mad? Take your ass in the other room calm down, because we are going to work this out This This generation lacks this tho sometimes

icantbelieveitaintbooty: hellfirejasper: miss-lol: Can you tell I’m still upset over earthling? :’) i have been laughing for 19496838 years relatable tho @your-garbageness same

i might consider drawing the newly nicknamed ‘hands to myself’ dove/blake part 2 in an art stream? would anyone like to join me to see that? not tonight tho, tomorrow afternoon

slimesitaa:they not me tho

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